Random

“So stupid he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot.”

“It’s your lie you tell it.”

“You talk like a man with a paper asshole.”

“Uglier than a mud fence.”

Now these two he had a special way of saying them, so it is one of those had-to-be-there things.

“You’re fucking kidding me, right?”

“Birds of a feather flock together.”